Me : So what if it's a new year? Life is all that has been, all that is, and all that shall be. Time is just an illusion. Celebrating a new year is meaningless, an idiot's excuse to be happy.
Myself : Every single moment creates the space for an infinite number of possibilities and potential. The new year is a new chance to re-celebrate the happiness of the past and perhaps discover new happiness to celebrate. It is your rigidness that defers change, progress and renewal. Maybe you don't have to be such a tight ass all the time.
I : Tight ass? LMAO!
Me : You're such an idiot.
Myself : Both of y'all are idiots...
I : Then so are you! We're different personas of the same person! ROFL!
Me & Myself : Gasps!
*Poof* Me and Myself disappears in a poof of smoke!
I : HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
p.s. Yes, I like to talk to myself. And me.